Some nannies are downright evil. They’ll slaughter you in your crib, seduce your dad, and surreptitiously drug your mom to the point where no one trusts her and she gets to become your new mommy (did anyone else see that Lifetime movie?).
Ah, nannies. Readers of bedtime stories and makers of snacks, kissers of boo-boos and sergeants of naps. Not every nanny, however, flits in like Julie Andrews insisting that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Some nannies are downright evil. They’ll slaughter you in your crib, seduce your dad, and surreptitiously drug your mom to the point where no one trusts her and she gets to become your new mommy (did anyone else see that Lifetime movie?). The Nefarious Nannies in these books are rotten to the core, or at least misguided to a destructive degree. Links for purchase are included!
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Since the stern art of poetry calls for words, I, morose, deaf, and balding ambassador of a more or less insignificant nation that’s stuck in this super power, wishing to spare my old brain, hand myself my own topcoat and head for the main street: to purchase the evening paper.
Wind disperses the foliage. The dimness of old bulbs in these sorry quarters, whose motto’s “The mirror will please,” gives a sense of abundance supported by puddles. Even thieves here steal apples by scratching the amalgam first. Yet the feeling one gets, from one’s own sweet reflection—this feeling I’ve lost. That’s what really puzzles.
Everything in these parts is geared for winter: long dreams, prison walls, overcoats, bridal dresses of whiteness that seems snowlike. Drinks. Kinds of soap matching dirt in dark corners. Sparrow vests, second hand of the watch round your wrist, puritanical mores, underwear. And, tucked in the violinists’ palms, old redwood hand warmers.
This whole realm is just static. Imagining the output of lead and cast iron, and shaking your stupefied head, you recall bayonets, Cossack whips of old power. Yet the eagles land like good lodestones on the scraps. Even wicker chairs here are built mostly with bolts and with nuts, one is bound to discover.
Only fish in the sea seem to know freedom’s price. Still, their muteness compels us to sit and devise cashier booths of our own. And space rises like some bill of fare. Time’s invented by death. In its search for the objects, it deals with raw vegetables first That’s why cocks are so keen on the bells chiming deafly somewhere.
To exist in the Era of Deeds and to stay elevated, alert ain’t so easy, alas. Having raised a long skirt, you will find not new wonders but what you expected. And it’s not that they play Lobachevsky’s ideas by ear, but the widened horizons should narrow somewhere, and here— here’s the end of perspective.
Either old Europe’s map has been swiped by the gents in plain clothes, or the famous five-sixths of remaining landmass has just lost its poor infamous colleague, or a fairy casts spells over shabby me, who knows—but I cannot escape from this place; I pour wine for myself (service here’s a disgrace), sip, and rub my old tabby.
Thus the brain earned a slug, as a spot where an error occurred earns a good pointing finger. Or should I hit waterways, sort of like Christ? Anyway, in these laudable quarters, eyes dumbfounded by ice and by booze will reproach you alike for whatever you choose: traceless rails, traceless waters.
Now let’s see what they say in the papers about lawsuits. “The condemned has been dealt with.” Having read this, a denizen puts on his metal-rimmed glasses that help to relate it to a man lying flat, his face down, by the wall; though he isn’t asleep. Since dreams spurn a skull that has been perforated.
The keen-sightedness of our era takes root in the times which were short, in their blindness, of drawing clear lines twixt those fallen from cradles and fallen from saddles. Though there are plenty of saucers, there is no one to turn tables with to subject you, poor Rurik, to a sensible quiz; that’s what really saddens.
The keen-sightedness of our days is the sort that befits the dead end whose concrete begs for spittle and not for a witty comment. Wake up a dinosaur, not a prince, to recite you the moral! Birds have feathers for penning last words, though it’s better to ask. All the innocent head has in store for itself is an ax plus the evergreen laurel.
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Evidence of the Affair: A Short Story (Amazon Original Stories) by Taylor Jenkins Reid
It is funny the crazy things our brains make up to save us from the truth.
Taylor Jenkins Reid, Evidence of the Affair: A Short Story (Amazon Original Stories)
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Love yourself. Be clear on how you want to be treated. Know your worth. Always.
Maryam Hasnaa
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There are 52 reading days left in the year. My current count is 211 books, which means I have 52 days to read 89 books. For those of you who are interested in the mathematical breakdown, this means I’ll have to read 1.68 books per day for the rest of the year to meet my goal. Looks like I’m going to be settling in with a stack of picture books and graphic novels. By the way, those totally count, and you can bite me if you disagree.
I missed my goal by two last year and I’ll be darned if I let a late-evening nap on December 31st make me fail again.
I missed my goal by two last year and I’ll be darned if I let a late-evening nap on December 31st make me fail again. To be fair to myself, I do work nearly 50 hours a week at my day job so my free time is limited. Add that onto the fact that this blog (which I love dearly and wouldn’t give up for any amount of money) quickly went from a side project to a second full-time job, and I’m constantly going sixty per.
The other day I was taking lunch in my office at work and one of my employees came to ask me a question and caught me dead asleep.
But you know what? It’s true what they say: Dreams don’t work unless you do. I would like to be more intentional about carving out time for R&R though because I am never not tired. The other day I was taking lunch in my office at work and one of my employees came to ask me a question and caught me dead asleep. I’m talking mouth open, blacked out. But ironically, my hand was still in perfect position on top of my computer mouse. If that’s not #hustleculture in a nutshell then I don’t know what is. He immediately videoed it and SnapChatted it to another employee so I’m sure I’m enjoying a presence as a meme somewhere on the Internet right now.
Speaking of coworkers, another of mine just hit 100,000 pages for the year toward their reading goal and color me impressed. Between the two of us we probably read more than a hundred average humans combined each year.
At any rate, I can’t see myself stopping the tradition anytime soon, especially since I’ve got a TBR mountain that would make an Olympian (god, not athlete) feel inferior.
I have lots of other librarian and bookseller friends who set reading goals each year, but there’s a growing contingent of them who are dispensing with the tradition, citing it as stressful and sucking the fun out of reading. And they’re not wrong. If I were to put very much stock into whether I make my goal or not, it’d probably depress me on the years I didn’t make it. I don’t let it get to me as much as I used to, except for last year when I missed it by TWO FREAKING BOOKS. Huh…maybe they’re onto something. Oh well. At any rate, I can’t see myself stopping the tradition anytime soon, especially since I’ve got a TBR mountain that would make an Olympian (god, not athlete) feel inferior.
Did you set a reading goal this year? Do you ever? Why or why not? Let me know in the comments or shoot me an email. Only if you want to, of course.
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…the way Corral repeats and inverts the imagery of thorns and honey in the first and last lines of the poem lend it a freshness and vivacity not always seen in (unrequited) love poems.
Autobiography ofMy Hungers by Eduardo C. Corral
His beard: an avalanche of honey, an avalanche of thorns. In a bar too close to the Pacific, he said, “I don’t love you, but not because I couldn’t be attracted to you.” Liar— even my soul is potbellied. Thinness, in my mind, equals the gay men on the nightly news. Kissed by death & public scorn. The anchorman declaring, “Weight loss is one of the first symptoms.” The Portuguese have a word for imaginary, never- to-be-experienced love. Whoop-de-doo. “I don’t love you,” he said. The words flung him back— in his eyes, I saw it— to another bar where a woman sidestepped his desire. Another hunger. Our friendship. In tenth grade, weeks after my first kiss, my mother said, “You’re looking thinner.” That evening, I smuggled a cake into my room. I ate it with my hands, licked buttercream off my thumbs until I puked. Desire with no future, bitter longing— I starve myself by yearning for intimacy that doesn’t & won’t exist. Holding hands on a ferry. Tracing, with the tip of my tongue, a jawline. In a bar too close to the Pacific, he said, “I don’t love you, but not because I couldn’t be attracted to you.” His beard: an avalanche of thorns, an avalanche of honey.
I love the way Corral compares unrequited love to boundless hunger in this poem. Comparing the desire for food with the desire for love or sex is far from new—one need only watch Tom Jones (1963) to see a perfect example—but the way Corral repeats and inverts the imagery of thorns and honey in the first and last lines of the poem lend it a freshness and vivacity not always seen in (unrequited) love poems.
Do you have a favorite poem comparing unrequited love with physical hunger? Let me know in the comments or shoot me an email.
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All summer, the city engine's low roar capsizes our bodies into sleep, groans, evacuation— Lost to a watery anamnesis so warm it requires a raft thatched from death's flotsam to necklace its shore
I swim on, calling your name
In my dreams, something is always deserting
But tonight, no fast shadows of birds No oceanic flowers disrobing butterflies or bright beach of child's porridge and bones—
Instead, someone weaving
a net from fallen hair in and around our bed to catch the breath, blood, and ritual motions that oiled us as one candle in a cave
In your dreams, someone is always resisting being saved
My teeth are on fire, you say I said
Don't fly for the labyrinth, once I thought you were admonishing me to go away I don't remember most others, a thousand seasons phonographed in through a wounded window
Everyone can't have a cactus
Just o.k. empty all the rice from my legs
Once I awoke screaming, paws red-hot embers You opened my mouth and poured a night-cold river in
Once you died and my heart fished all winter
Once we were eating lunch inside a kiln
Once you thought you smelled death, but the lavender farm was too large to shave
On the fifth straight morning I'd dreamt of water I stared at your face, its nacreous lids, and I swear I could see a Glorious Ghost shifting over your sun-warm waves
Water my birth sign, and one day my mother's death that protect-fills my love with sadness
There, in words to my coworkers it was still dripping, in my nods over a galapagos of pages and forms
All love is immigrant, that autumn apparently I mumbled
Your reply, after days: Turn off the steam in the trees
Somewhere right now, two lovers are conversing without even knowing what their lives mean
One's heart gazelle-quick to survey a mountain his dead father is always vandalizing The other frequently misplacing her hair, ears, or self- sabotaging a crime
One usually struggling to stay alive The other often untethering something
Or is it my mitochondria that powder-sugars the moon? And you calcifying a promise inside to inscribe?
There is a dominion where inverses invert until only terror, love, and imagination cling,
heavy, on human branches—enter your vista, phylum unsequenced, dimmer deeds
Can you hear it tonight? Wind in iron jars buried inside the living: Grandmothers, past spouses, cable men, priests
Now! I finally manage as our train smokes out all the rats on their bed of leaves
All night, I dive down to the soft structures of some blue civilization's faith
In this myth of life, I keep forgetting whose ideas and sensations I'm supposed to be
Come morning: rain, trees, silvery sleet and daily, this new fresh bounty we share, side by side like angels coming home from work at a pearl factory
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The ocean does not apologize for its depth and the mountains do not seek forgiveness for the space they take and so, neither shall I.
Becca Lee
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